TYREEK HILL MAKES MICHAEL CERA LOOK LIKE A CHUMP!!!
Say what you want about the season opener, it was boring, the Pats lost a step, Brady is old, but what you can’t say is that boy Tyreek Hill can’t run. Anyone who watched the game was privileged to hear just how impressive Hill’s speed is.
And it is fucking impressive (apologies for my egregious use of an F-Bomb but since it is out there already I am not editing it). As awesome as his 75 yard touchdown was, what impressed me more is his sprinting pedigree. In high school he had the 2nd fastest 200m time EVER. EVER. Had to repeat that twice just for emphasis. Even crazier to me, that time he ran was good for 6th place in the Olympics that year. So to put that in perspective, at 17 years he was fast enough to compete with the top sprinters in the world. While you were occupied with how to skip class, get a girls BBM pin, and getting your friends older sibling to get you beer, Tyreek was running at a world class pace.
You may not be familiar with him since he plays for arguably one of the most boring, winning teams in the Kansas City Chiefs, but Hill broke out last year when he returned a punt for a touchdown, caught a touchdown and ran for one all in one game, being the only player to do that since football players had never heard of CTE, instead of knowing about it and continuing to ignore it. It is one thing to be the fastest player in the NFL, it is another thing to have paired with world class talent. But don’t trust me to break it down for you, allow this highlight tape to enlighten you to one of the most exciting players in the NFL. You may even decide to turn on the Chiefs, they do have more prime time games this year.
By Michael Moglia