Jeff Seid gets beat up in Mexico!
Jeff Seid was just relaxing at home on his laptop, photoshopping his pictures and stuffing his underwear with socks, so his little wiener dog looks bigger. Then he decides to take a trip to Mexico, to pick up his monthly dose of testosterone, and visit a few trailer park strip clubs. Right after getting bitch slapped by his steroid dealer for bringing dollars and not pesos, he headed to the strip joint with his face all red from the smack. He finds a dirty strip club in the middle of nowhere, and decides to get the party started. He immediately starts slamming shots, and shooting up floor detergent that he found in the bathroom.
As soon as he left the bathroom, the bartender had a few words for him. The bartender said “if you plan on getting dances, you weird looking, Justin Bieber steroid look alike, there is no touching!” Jeff gets a few girls and goes to the back room, where he immediately, stoned of his rocker, starts grouping the girls. Since he wouldn’t stop, the hookers all decided to jump him. One disabled hooker that was in a wheelchair, and had one arm, said she wants to box him one-on-one. They made a circle around Jeff and this girl, and she proceeded to beat the living dog shit out of him. After this beatdown, he took turns fighting all the hookers one-on-one, and every one of them beat him into oblivion. When Jeff returned home, he blamed the ass whooping on the floor cleaner he injected, and is sure he would have at least got one punch in if that was not the case. He plans on having more surgeries than Ronnie Coleman to fix his body, and will start a non for profit foundation against hooker victims.
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