Would you be able to keep a straight face? Most likely not…
And, if you have a small Weiner…here are some tips for how to make it bigger!
The website MaleEnhancement.org reports that this technique is an effective natural enhancement exercise. It is performed while your penis is almost completely erect, since this exercise can cause injury if performed on a fully erect member. Apply plenty of lubrication to your penis and use your thumb and forefinger to form the “okay” sign at the base of your penis. Slightly squeeze your penis at the base and then pull your thumb and forefinger down the length of your shaft. Stop when you reach the head of your penis and repeat with your other hand. The website notes that each individual stroke should take several seconds, and recommends beginners start with 100 strokes. Over time, increase this to 500 strokes.
This exercise uses the urge to ejaculate during stimulation to help increase penis size, according to MaleEnhancement.org. It is performed by holding back your ejaculate by holding your palm firmly over the head of your penis as you feel you are about to ejaculate. Repeated use of this technique can cause the stretching of tissues inside your penis that will result in increased size, according to the website.