3 Reasons Dennis Wolf will never win the Olympia title!


Dennis Wolf

3 Reasons Dennis Wolf will never win the Olympia title!

Dennis Wolf is a true fan favorite! Between figuring out how the hell he makes it to the Olympia stage every year, and what the hell he is trying to say, he is a rather enjoyable bodybuilder, mainly because he just has a cool name. As the years go by, Dennis “The Big Bad Wolf” has yet to win himself a Mr. O title. We have come up with a couple reason this might be, but it’s not his injury. Considering the fact he is German, there is no other explanation other than, Dennis just can’t stop eating German food. Here are the 3 foods he will just not give up.

1. Feta cheese and raw onions!

Dennis loves to stuff his face with feta cheese and raw onions, then also squirt mustard in his mouth to wash it down. He likes to do this right before Dennis James spots him on the bench press. Dennis James has no sense of smell so he doesn’t mind his breath on the bench. Unfortunately, pre contest, the feta cheese bloats Dennis, and the onions make other competitors stay away, instead of get close for pose downs.

2. Blood Sausage!

His big German blood sausage eating ass. Dennis was eating blood sausage sandwiches before he was cut from the umbilical chord. Too much fat Dennis, not enough good protein, you big blonde German mountain monster.

Dennis Wolf

3. Sauerkraut and sausage!

If Dennis would stop eating german sausage with sauerkraut for breakfast and in between protein shakes, he would be able to lean out and have a shot to win one year.

Dennis Wolf

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